We have always said that we are all about fun and entertainment, but did you know we care about men’s health, too? Check out the scientific study below! Ten minutes a day admiring cleavage is the equivalent of a 30 minute aerobic workout…so how about two hours a week? If 10 minutes a day adds five years to your life, then we can add at least a decade! Full text below, in case that link stops working at some point:
By Dailyrecord.co.uk (9 Jul 2011)
Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health
STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.
A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
“There’s no question – gazing at large breasts makes men healthier.”
She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.
Disclaimer: This is a hoax, and we KNOW it’s a hoax…but we’re not sure if The Daily Record does! We searched The New England Journal of Medicine and came up with zilch, and we searched for gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby (a sturdy German name if ever we’ve heard one), and came up with nada. And then we found this, which just added to the LOLs for us:
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